Skip to main content

twat rag

term used in Southern US to describe someone who is mean or rude. Also used as a term of endearment between two jocks or two bros.
She cut me off on the freeway, that twat rag

Between two bros: You twat rag, you drank all the crown and didnt replace it!

Twat rag, I can believe you fucked her in the ass after she took a big shit and didnt wipe!
by SeanDSSS June 28, 2009
mugGet the twat rag mug.

Twat Swing

Where a man goes on a swing and launches him self off flying and finally falling on the woman with the penis landing in the vagina.

ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!
Bro, yesterday I did a twat swing, it felt great!
by jakens88 October 6, 2010
mugGet the Twat Swing mug.

Twat Pack

A collective of public transport using, suited, wheeled bag dragging imbeciles often found clogging up public transport networks just when you need to get to work.
Had to fucking slog my way through another massive twat pack getting here sugar flaps, hope your pleased with yourself.
by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011
mugGet the Twat Pack mug.

Twat Horse

A stallion or man of prestige, one who knows his ways in the world, but is just learning how to share with the world. Expect much more to come.
Godddaaamn, that fucking twat horse is awesome.

I bet being that goddamn twat horse is awesome.

A new society of elite, of awesome, of honor.
by TwatHorse May 8, 2011
mugGet the Twat Horse mug.

Twat Waffle

When you munch dive on a vagina so hard that the slobber is like syrup on a waffle
I am about to twat waffle that hoe when I get home.
mugGet the Twat Waffle mug.

Twat Swatter

A girl version of a cock blocker.

Somebody who will not let you get laid.

A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."

"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"

"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
by That'll Happen May 21, 2009
mugGet the Twat Swatter mug.

twat karl

while prarie dogging, touch the exposed feces to the clitoris and then retract the feces back through the anal sphincter
DUDE! i just let my crap come out barely so that it touched the clit and then sucked it back in!


yeah! i totally twat karled that bitch
by Jack Starbucks March 12, 2009
mugGet the twat karl mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email