The Librarian's Touch

With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.

She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies

by KFBR392 August 1, 2022

touch

the most sus yet innocent word ever

person 1: *brushes against person 2*
person 2: hey, dont touch me
the whole class: what da hell

by lesbiankitkat44 June 4, 2025

Organic Touch Beauty

The phrase "look good, feel good" is at the core of our beliefs. We are committed to clean and responsible beauty that provides an unparalleled spa-like experience from the comfort of your home. Drawing on our rich history of sustainability, we created skincare and haircare that is incredibly effective without harming the environment or our furry friends. All the products incorporate clinically tested plant-based ingredients that promote healthy, beautiful skin and hair without using harmful chemicals or short-term 'fixes' that can lead to long-term problems.

Her hair looks long and healthy; she must use Organic Touch Beauty.

by instagramuser001 August 9, 2022

NASA "Touch Up"

Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.

Madonna is getting so old so old her photoshoots require a NASA "Touch Up".

by Faymkonzi June 1, 2019

touch grass

A Unix Command that creates a file with the name "grass" in the current working directory

john@mycomp:~$ cd discordmod
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ touch grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ ls
grass

by Maui865 October 16, 2022

Touch grass

Feel a girl downstairs. If there is grass, Plat ball.

Guy1:I want to fuck Stacy but she seems kinda young.

Guy2 reply: you need to go touch grass.

by Dan da Man13 December 10, 2023

Touch and go

Ejaculate and evacuate, quite literally touching and going.

I’m sore back there, Fred was running touch and goes on me all night.

by HankyWanky2007 June 6, 2024