idea porn

popular crafts, life hacks, DIYs, recipes, etc that are usually found on websites like youtube, pinterest, and tumblr that are satisfying to watch and look at, but require way too much effort to actually do yourself.

girl 1: wow, you have a lot of DIY wedding decorations favorited on pinterest, are you engaged?

girl 2: nah i’m single, it’s just that i’m addicted to wedding idea porn.

by mayagoose February 4, 2018

pepe porn

porn which includes pepe and a nice room

YO DID YOU KNOW I SEARCHED PEPE PORN ON THE HUB?

by pp bang December 2, 2020

virtue porn

The genre popularized by Dhar Mann with his YouTube videos that rake in millions of views. Make low budget virtuous click bait videos that appeal to people's insecurities and sense of righteousness, make them click it and make a ton of money!

Dhar Mann is a master of Virtue Porn movies, he's so go damn rich because of it!

by Yogibearsmartass December 24, 2020

Gorilla Porn

it is a situation where a gorilla is going to participate in a intimate act, and some random guy named Tyson Waters is like "oh lemme record that" hes then saves it for later

"Yeah you know that Tyson Waters guy yeah, hes got a whole stash of Gorilla Porn"

by Tyson Waters November 16, 2020

Porn Cheeks

When you flex your ass while power thrusting and the concave dimple appears on your ass cheek.

As Luke thrusted into Hannah you could clearly see his porn cheeks glistening in the moonlight through the car window.

by JewSickelz February 8, 2021

Tactical-Porn

The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.

Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!

by WTFisThisWebsite? March 23, 2021

Bread Porn

an absolute abomination and if you get off to it you deserve to die

normal person 1: "I heard weird person likes bread porn, he even beats of to it"
normal person 2: "lets go beat his ass!"

by FuckBreadPorn April 13, 2021