thumb me dumbly

Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity

Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are

by Hugelymassivedick February 14, 2019

Thumb Herding

The use of one's thumbs to herd cows on your ipod in the game Cows vs. Aliens. Whereas, on the ipad, the use of all fingers is possible.

My wife is prolific at "Thumb Herding," on her ipod Touch, while playing Cows vs. Aliens.

by Brain Stew July 24, 2011

Thumbs up👍🏾

a thumbs is a clear sign that you have deep love for TS

* Thumbs up👍🏾 * I love TS

by Txayvs April 11, 2022

thumb slug

keeping a tad bit of cum/semean in between your pointer finger and thumb to wipe on someone/something later in day

“bro i wiped a thumb slug on brad after he called me a dick today”

“dave mad fun of me yesterday so i’m going to cum thumb slug him today”

by D the P slayer August 19, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

Refers to Scott from Kentucky Ballistic's near fatal injury from a .50 BMG explosion that was averted when he put his thumb into a hole in his neck to stop the bleeding.

Just give her the Kentucky Thumb

by BillNyeTheWesternSpy May 20, 2021

Connecticut thumb drive

When you insert your thumb into a Connecticut girls ass while hittin it from behind. Giving you leverage for more thrust.

Jake was saying how he gave Nicole the good ole Connecticut thumb drive last night.

by Phat56Pat January 27, 2023

Kentucky thumb

The act of shoving a loud thumb into someone anus.

Did you really Kentucky thumb him?

by DreXenD May 20, 2021