California Omelette

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.
Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
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California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.
Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.
by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022
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California shuffle

Addicts are sent to California to get sober, but are bought and sold for their insurance policy’s . The endless cycle of being from sober living to treatment centers. The ending is usually death
It’s not only the California shuffle its the Arizona shuffle the Florida shuffle etc.
by Kingheroin May 7, 2019
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california rizz

Rizz sustained by exceptional prowess, or a cover of the songCalifornia love” by 2pac
Person 1: “watchu know about that California Rizz”
Person 2: “California Rizz!”
by huckhillstom May 1, 2023
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california cuisine

California cuisine is a gourmet style of fusion cuisine that comes only from California. It uses local, freshly prepared organic ingredients and has a strong emphasis on presentation. It is often made to look like art, such as being highly decorated and served in small portions. It has also become known as favored food of the wealthy because it’s served at restaurants and dinner party’s through-out Beverly Hills and upper class areas. It is often served with Napa Valley and CA regional wines. One good example of California cuisine are the offerings of Wolfgang Puck. Popular places for Angelinos to shop for their ingredients are the “Farmer’s Market” on 3rd and Fairfax in Hollywood and “Whole Foods Markets”
by Pretentious Snob 90210 January 10, 2014
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California recovery

Enjoying only the substances which are legal in California such as weed and alcohol.
I no longer smoke meth. I'm now in California Recovery!
by Rebel F. Lawless May 10, 2022
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California Shower Method

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.
by oasp March 20, 2025
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