Robert

The fittest lad out there, he can get all the chicks in a matter of seconds and is definitely the most sound lad.He is funny and way more intellectually gifted than you.Pretty crap at drawing though.

Girl:M8,dat Robert geezer is actually so fit
Girl 1:Bet he has a massive wang
Girl 2:shut up you dike, he is mine
Girl 3: why are there so many girls that find

Him attractive

by M8 wat u chattin July 9, 2019

robert wayne crawford

He is like no one you have ever met before. His eyes, voice, smile, body and just his everything are everything you know you can't live without. Just always love him and he will always be there. Even when he can't be, he is always there.

I wish everyone could have a Robert Wayne Crawford in their life.

by Robear's Marshmellow December 25, 2021

Robert

Robert is a massive warrior bred for war, and stands monument to the greatness of it

Person 1: Robert's getting deployed to Syria.
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!

by ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᚺᛁᚲᚲᛖᚾ ᚾᚢᚷᚷᛖᛏ March 17, 2021

Robert Zaliznock

A Piece of shit

I was walking down the street when i saw a Robert Zaliznock a doc left behimd after a walk

by A trump voter with 80 IQ or lo October 1, 2021

Robert

what parents name their child when they know he's gonna grow up to be a fat retard with a 2 inch schlong

robert is a dumb ass hoe

by ssss27282 March 17, 2022

Robert

A cancer cell, that you should have never talked to in the first place. You usually end up with this cancer cell when you have no friends, and then it's starts to spread. Making you want to kill yourself.

Robert: You cunt, you impersonated *person*.
Person 1: Why would you get pissed off simply because I copied someone?
Robert: ok, bye.
*Blocks person 1*

by Ohnoes21 July 31, 2019

Robert

Quite a nerd 🤓 perchance 🤓. I bet you couldn't define Robert ☝️🤓.

Dominic: A nerd?
Leo: Must be Robert 😮 💨.

by LuckyLeo1111 November 20, 2023