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Eat Butt

"I just made $1,000 gambling!"

"No way, Eat Butt!"
by AgAmanbear April 21, 2010
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butt wand

1. slang for penis or dildo which has been or will be used in anal sex.

2. an excellent name for people who fuck others over. (see prick, asshole, douche and their variant forms)
1. i work at a porn store selling handcuffs and butt wands to people.

2. my boss at the porn store is a total butt wand.
by Vulva Hammer May 7, 2011
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butt smudge

after 'releasing' waste products, the part that 'hangs on'. also an insult to persons of idiotic disposition.
'you dropped that expensive glass! - you butt smudge!' or 'ewww...my undies are stuck to my butt...it must be that little be of butt smudge left'
by mel p November 30, 2004
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butt-titude

The relation and/or pertaining to a butt.
Try to achieve maximum butt-titude while taking this picture.
by Ryan B. June 6, 2003
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Butt surf

1.To be ignored by someone thought to be a friend when in a group situation. The body language mimics that of a surfer turning on a wave. When approached to offer a greeting, they pause their conversation and turn only to turn back toward the group to continue. The individual has literally turned away from you and offered their butt. 2. To be snubbed by someone 3. To be stood up by a friend 4. Not returning someones call intentionally
I was at the party and I saw Jim talking to his work freinds. I tried to join the conversation and he totally butt surfed me. He acted like he didn't even know me.
by Simon sayz November 25, 2013
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Chowda Butt

Someone who's butt has the similar consistancy of clam chowder. aka-lumpy butt.
"Hey, look at that chowda butt. It jiggles like jelly on a hot summer day."
by OnesyPJs January 27, 2010
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butt weenie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.
Because of yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt weenies.
by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009
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