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Toaster Music

Music that radiates a similar sound to a toaster being tossed down the stairs or a kitchen utensil being rammed into it.

Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.
Person 1: "Have you heard the new *insert band here*'s new album?"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"
by Cat_In_Sombrero March 26, 2021
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Pop music

Contemporary, Poppy music. Poppy means Simple and Catchy. What I mean by simple, is that it doesn't combine a variety of too many genres, it doesn't use too many instruments at once, it doesn't use strict requirements: very heavy, very relaxed, very fast, very slow, not using complicated sounds in the same way as Jazz, Classical, Indie, Folk, and typically having slower time durations compared to other genres, average duration for pop (1-3 minutes), average duration for soul, funk, r&b, blues and rock (2-4 minutes), average duration for hip hop and folk (4-7 minutes). Contemporary means it's the opposite of traditional music. Contemporary is in the modern time period (1950-present) and avoids and lacks elements of folk or classical.
Pop music is the most popular and simple genre of music.
by Dogmilk57 Nightcore April 10, 2021
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Limo Music

Limo music is whatever music you want to listen to in a limo. It can be anything, every person has their own definition of limo music.
"Bob wants to listen to techno in the Limo"
"Eh I'd rather listen to some rock, that's my kind of limo music"
"Whatever floats your boat"
by FelixLeiter December 18, 2012
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Glitch Music

Music with very processed and syncopated percussion, such as artists like The Synthetic Dream Foundation, Autechre, Amon Tobin, and Squarepusher. It is typically electronic and down to mid tempo.
Autechre and The Synthetic Dream Foundation make killer Glitch music
by glitch music god August 6, 2013
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Musical Bitties

When a guy likes a girl and gets shut down, then goes on to liking her friend and goes on to another friend after getting shut down again, etc.

Like playing musical chairs but with girls.
Sally, Suzie and Sarah were best friends. Jack liked Sally until he realized he had no chance with her. Then Jack went for Suzie. After Suzie shut Jack down he tried to go for Sarah. Jack was playing musical bitties.
by TheBitties August 20, 2013
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Musical Battleships

Derivation of classic Battleships game, with less ships and music as missiles.

Rules:

- share music video you like
- if i like it a lot -> 3pts, or a little -> 2pts, or not -> 0pts
- then i fire back with a music video i like, and you score as above
- repeat
me: let's play Musical Battleships
you: <link to 'Friday', by Rebecca Black>
me: 0pts, you have no taste
me: <link to 'Brick', by Ben Folds Five>
you: 0pts
me: you have no taste and you have no heart
me: goodbye.
by drkatt June 20, 2012
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Musical Monogamy

This occurs when a person discovers a particular band or artist and becomes obsessed with them and wont listen to anything else for a long period of time, buys band merchandise and feels the uncontrollable need to make their friends listen to it. Often an intervention is required to rescue a friend from this annoying condition. Interventions usually occur on long road trips, forcing passengers to go to extreme measures such as ejecting the cd and throwing it out the window when the affected friend is not looking.
When Todd discovered the Kings of Leon, he was sucked into a state of musical monogamy. He insisted on listening to Kings of Leon and nothing else for months. Eventually his friends got so burned out they had to intervene. When Todd stopped at the gas station, Ross took every KOL cd out of the player and hid them from Todd. After the initial shock wore off and Todd went through the withdrawal process they proceeded with the road trip with a wide variety of tunes.
by iviesmith October 24, 2011
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