morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)

its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...

by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011

morning glory muffin

The smell/taste of pussy after morning sex

I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.

by BeefBallsagna October 19, 2022

Morning After Review

A quick once over of all your online accounts with the possibility of sending people messages. Mostly to make sure you didn't say anything incriminating while intoxicated.

"Let me check Facebook real quick, I have to make a quick morning after review so I know I didn't do anything I'll regret"

by cannibalporsche May 13, 2012

Morning Driver

When the husband wants to have sex first thing in the morning.

“Sandra, I know you’re tired so I’ll be your morning driver.”

by Sandra Dee January 13, 2024

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

Salty Morning

When you wake someone up by placing your balls in their mouth

Hey bro, I gotta get up early tomorrow, can you give me a 7am Salty Morning?

by Jason B and Graham S January 19, 2022

good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!

by fupatroopa1911 April 7, 2018