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Matt

A Matt is the best dad you can get. They love being sarcastic and making jokes. They are very smart and hard working. As a kid the are very athletic. They give good advice. They are usually short.
Oh, Matt is such a cool dad
by NF finatic February 6, 2021
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Matt

Noun (Maaatt) Name
Someone who is beyond smug, extremely arrogant, walks with nose in the air. Better than everyone else. Commonly works in a service department
Quit being a Matt, your no better than us!
by KTG1988 June 16, 2022
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matt work

often times defined as practicing Mixed Martial Arts with buddies, but usually a cover up to blow your some dude named Matt behind the gym.
Also refer to the word Jim time
Dan: hey brett what were you at the gym for four hours for?
Brett: ooo just lifting weights, cardio, and a little bit of "Matt work"
Dan: sounds pretty gross.
by cshmnymc January 16, 2011
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Matt forsied

Being absolutely shit at hockey and every sport and having ur dad beat u with a belt every night
Playing b hockey and being so shit that u dad beats you that's Matt forsied
by 69caramucker69 December 15, 2018
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Matt

A default mii that will beat you in wii's boxing and baseball.
"Please dont beat me again matt."
by La9Gag January 19, 2020
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Dirty Matt Mclaughlin

When you are having sex and you pull out, call the girl a virgin, and then stick it in the other hole; Then finish and say "Ah I needed this"
Dude did you hear what happened last night? No! Bro I gave Chloe a dirty Matt McLaughlin Last night.
by BootiePoker January 26, 2024
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