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matthew windsor

a type of male who thinks his dick game is strong but in reality he’s a rabbit in the bed. he wants to fuck any bitch with legs and his famous line is “lemme come over
girl #1 - Matthew Windsor texted me last night and said “lemme come over” . I think he likes me

girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap
by Lil boat 2000 May 26, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew is a fun-loving guy. He is the type of person who seems intimidating at first sight but once you get to know him, he is sweet and sensitive. Matthews tend to have a connection to nature. He loves science and knows almost EVERYTHING about dinosaurs. Matthews have beautiful eyes and are very attractive. If you know a Matthew, don’t loose them. They make great friends and partner!
Guy 1: Who’s that dude over there?
Guy 2: That’s Matthew
by Mavi22 March 3, 2020
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Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway
"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"
by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016
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Matthew Crab

by The person who is a bystanderd February 28, 2022
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Matthew

Will wank off dogs for a bag of quavers
Guy: hey want a bag of quavers?
Matthew : yeah only if I can wank off your dog first
by Betafish nikki May 8, 2025
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Matthew

A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.
Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?
by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023
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Matthew Shrek

A human\Shrek hybrid.Usually is a gay virgin.
Bro stop being a Matthew Shrek it pisses me off.
by anonymous May 11, 2022
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