matthew crawford

Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.
Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
by Gavin 🦔 November 06, 2021
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Matthew Thompson

dammm you were like Matthew Thompson last night in bed
by chingaman12345 May 20, 2021
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matthew 61:9

someone that is in love with a person who begins with an e.
bro1:
i’m in love with e
bro2:
really? you got a matthew 61:9 on your hands
by NotSusMJV January 26, 2021
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On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 09, 2023
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Paul Matthews

That guy from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (StarKid) Played by Jon Matteson. (I love him)
“Paul Matthews is the best character ever!”

Yes.”
by bboleyngirl November 27, 2023
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Matthew Perkins

A reaaaaally ugly 'red' head, more orange. lives near regina
wooah did u see that ugly red head?

Yess his name is Matthew Perkins
by sk8terlater100000 July 09, 2009
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Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"
by TheOneAndOnly........ February 01, 2019
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