Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.
Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
by Gavin 🦔 November 06, 2021
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by NotSusMJV January 26, 2021
On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 09, 2023
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by sk8terlater100000 July 09, 2009
n. very close to the ground
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
by TheOneAndOnly........ February 01, 2019