May 9

Ask your crush out day

May 9th is the day to ask out your crush if you don’t it will bring bad luck

by Ily.her_sm May 6, 2022

May 6

Send ass pic to your friend day

May 6th ass pic day

by Alpro_amB May 6, 2022

May 9th

Meet up with someone at the bathroom 300b and fuck

“Hey I’ll meet you at the bathroom on may 9th to ya know👀”

by Ur mom’s toes May 7, 2022

May 8th

show a mf some tittys today

my bros deserve it

oh hey it’s may 8th yk wut that means

by bias May 8, 2022

May 7th

A date where people thought everyone was going to die

“I’m scared for may 7th”
“Why”
“An asteroid is gonna kill everyone”
The next day (may 7th)
“WE’RE GONNA DIE”
(The next day)
“Don’t you feel stupid”

by Moxxiidoll_ May 8, 2022

May 17th

International f*ck u day !

It’s okay to be a hater on this day

if this day was a song it would b I hate you by sza
God I hate the 17th

Exemple: it’s may 17th, I hate you !

by Swag money 69 May 8, 2022

May 9th

May 9th is hug a murderer day
Go find and hug them
Give them affection

E.g
Person 1: hey it’s may 9th which is hug a murderer day
Person 2:ok and?
Person 1:where’s my hug?

by Life Insurance Square May 8, 2022