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Boneless Leg Syndrome

The condition experienced by a female after extreme sex causing her legs to respond as if the have no bones or were made of jello. This usually requires being plastered motionless on whatever object or surface the deed was administered. This syndrome often includes a deep mindless gaze at an imaginary object 30 miles away. These symptoms have been known to last for days after exposure to the magic stick.
"Hey girl whats that bruise on your face? Did Jay pimp slap you for saying some stupid shit?" reply "No, he fucked the dog shit out of me last night and gave me Boneless Leg Syndrome. My stupid whore ass tried to stand up and busted my face on the dresser!"
by Electric Juston May 6, 2010
mugGet the Boneless Leg Syndromemug.

Three-legged bitch

A term used to describe a person who can’t keep a secret.
I’m gonna roll over on you like a three-legged bitch!
by BaronTvirus May 27, 2019
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Ow, my leg!

What the guy in the background of every disaster on the show Spongebob says.
*BIG CAR CRASH*
Ow, my leg guy: Ow, my leg!
by gln&dstn November 29, 2009
mugGet the Ow, my leg!mug.

pulling your leg

Take it easy,I was only pulling your leg!
by jayun megara November 5, 2007
mugGet the pulling your legmug.

The spread leg wiggle

The spread leg wiggle you do when your testicle sack sticks to the side of your leg and you have to relieve it.
It was a hot day, my sack was super glued to my thigh. Took a solid three minutes of the spread leg wiggle to fix it.
by catainanarchyinlabuff June 7, 2012
mugGet the The spread leg wigglemug.

Cheap Trick Leg

A piece of shit with one leg larger than the other.
by Mandrew January 19, 2004
mugGet the Cheap Trick Legmug.

Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.
Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.
by Gollum May 24, 2006
mugGet the Open Leg Syndromemug.

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