A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort

Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home

by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022

the fake gracie jones 2nd channel

she is some kind of mean user and everyone terimates her

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THE FAKE GRACIE JONES 2ND CHANNEL

by jayon jahn June 30, 2021

Ciaran Jones

Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.

woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.

Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones

by hunky hendo May 23, 2022

Ry Guy Jones

sex.

Ry Guy Jones HUGE.indapants.hashtag

by c'money#hashtagswagmilitiaswag August 4, 2011

Drinkless Jones

Is being barred from a pub for slagging of a Landlord to the Landlords girl friend.

We can't go to the Egerton Drinkless Jones is barred.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Jones' BBQ

The best type of BBQ ever! Even better with footmassage!

Person 1: Oh I love to eat Jones' BBQ
Person 2: My too, have you tried it with footmassage?

by Kawaii Monkey March 20, 2019

Jones Effect

The Jones Effect is when someone who was once well know or famous rapidly loses fame due to change in higher authority. It is derived from when Agent Jones what mostly cut out of the Fortnite story when Charlie Wen replaced Donald Mustard as Chief Creative Director at Epic Games.

The Jones Effect is hitting many celebrities hard.

by Creative Cook YT April 22, 2025