Lara-jones

A very rare creature that doesn’t exit in usyd. Also known as pet, duck, dog or postbox. She is a pet of a mop and also duck or dog that wants to press a red button. If there’s a lara-jones in your life you are considered a luckybone.

Mop: Siri. Call lara-jones.
Siri: Calling boss’s pet.
Mop: Can I press the red button?

Pet: Yes dog.

by Minihiro October 11, 2018

Jone

The crossroads of a joke and a groan. A comic's worst nightmare and a dad joke's best friend.

I thought I was funny but I was dropping jones all night.

by theAgency_One February 20, 2019

Lachlan jones

Lachlan Jones is known famously for breaking his back 22 times a year for carrying his team. His also know for breaking 4 tables a day because his quads be popin! #YeahTheGirls #FlowerPower

Lachlan Jones helped us destroy 36 tables in 1 day

by Achmahd March 6, 2019

Jaedyn Jones

the exact definition of dumbass bitch

"oh wow look at that jaedyn jones over there"
"you're such a jaedyn jones ugh"

by lucyhalefan March 16, 2019

Jones' BBQ

The best type of BBQ ever! Even better with footmassage!

Person 1: Oh I love to eat Jones' BBQ
Person 2: My too, have you tried it with footmassage?

by Kawaii Monkey March 20, 2019

Sweaty Hannah Jones

The sexual act of getting choked, and tossing money around at the same time

Dude that girl's a total freak, she made me do the sweaty Hannah Jones to her last night

by Lubemytube December 14, 2018

doobie jones

The realest down to earth type of guy..the one that most love and the person to run to in times of war and peace. That 1 person you know with out a shadow of a dout has your back.a real bad boy but a really good man Mr.fix it...he doesnt know anyone but they consider him a legend. A mythical creature that is hardly ever seen in your town...the feeling of excitement

8 wish that i was like doobie jones

by Big dick badit December 18, 2018