An old towel, sock, rag, or t-shirt that is used as a means of wiping one's ass when no toilet paper is available, often left in a pile in a bathroom closet for repeat use.
by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008
Get the Shit-Towelmug. When you get really mad at someone and shit through thier letterbox
When someone is antagonised to the point where they 'slot' their own poo through another's letter box
When someone is antagonised to the point where they 'slot' their own poo through another's letter box
'Ah man, I'm so mad at Pablo, so I thought I'd do some shit slotting. Basically I took a shit through his letter box'
by Ragatron December 22, 2013
Get the shit slottingmug. A shit that takes one to two wipes max to become cleaner than a whistle after dropping a deuce. Takes one to two wipes, absolute tops. An ultimate Christmas shit, however, is when you wipe once and come to realize that the first wipe wasn't even necessary in the first place. The opposite of a halloween shit.
George: Yo mikey, you left like two minutes ago, I thought you said you had to take a shit.
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022
Get the Christmas Shitmug. when you are told to have sexual relations with a female and someone is concise and explanatory to you.
Mike, Pimp that Shit!!
( refers to having sex with a female)
Dude! he Pimped that Shit till No tomorrow!!!!
( refers to having sex with a female)
Dude! he Pimped that Shit till No tomorrow!!!!
by why do you wanna know? May 13, 2005
Get the pimp that shitmug. The shit moth starts it’s shitty life as a shit larva which grows into a shitapiller, and most commonly leads to a pandemic of shitapillers, you can try to exterminate them but in most cases you’ll fail, thus leaving you with shit moths.
Randy: “What are you doing Mr. Lahey?”
Mr.lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths Randy.”
Randy: “Shit moths?”
Mr. Lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths.”
Mr.lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths Randy.”
Randy: “Shit moths?”
Mr. Lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths.”
by Jim lahey69 March 31, 2021
Get the Shit Mothsmug. Plumpy shit is a definition of basically, blue colored poop, it also shows that the person ate too much blue donuts!
by Kizz_ May 18, 2022
Get the Plumpy Shitmug. Old shit: is bringing up something that happened over a week ago into conversation just to make your point or argument valid.
by Coldfeetbindder April 5, 2017
Get the old shitmug.