hornysushichief

A chief at a high end restaurant who is mostly known by his co-worker as the guy who masturbates either to food or in the food that he is making. Usually ends up ejaculating in the entree. And then serving it.

Dude, that new chief that the boss hired is such a hornysushichief I find semen in all the fucking sushi.

by The Ladynurse. October 11, 2009

herpy hair

hair that is long, thin, greasy, and can be assimilated with poor hygiene.

Rick: Dude!! Did you see that guys hair!? It was so nasty!
Steve: That's some straight up herpy hair! He needs to take a shower!

by D-R0K August 24, 2011

horey slut

not Brittany cause shes bloody fabulous xx

"oh look john, its Brittany"
"oh yeah! shes so not a horey slut"
"yeah shes fabulous"

by Brittany knows best February 12, 2014

Hopysmotis

When someone sneezes on someone and that person does not notice or the person sneezing pretends it didn't happen. This can also be applied when someone sneezes in or on an object - the same rules apply.

'I did a stealthy hopysmotis in Charlotte's porridge this morning'

by Gotham in ashes December 24, 2014

Horny harry

A guy that is always looking for ways to have sex, doesn't care about place,time or his partners feelings.

Ugh all night at the movies josh kept groping me and grabbing my hand and trying to put it on his crotch with people around us!" he was being a horny harry all night.

by youraslutandyoulikeit January 17, 2015

horny hygeine

When you get horny when hygeinic tasks are done e.g having a shower

Did you see George the other day, he got a boner when he was washing his hands he has horny hygeine

by KPG123 April 8, 2016

horny derrick

A guy that gets a boner in every class period and looks at every girls but even the ones that are ugly

Omg did you see that horny derrick he has a boner all the damn time. Oh god there he goes lookin at their butts

by T-m gold October 9, 2016