bro i got no girls

bro i got no girls means i got no bitches

yo bro i got no girls

by daddy harder im gay December 19, 2022

I got your dick

A way of expressing support or defense for another individual. Commonly used to defend a male friend, but is not limited to those who identify as male.

Girl 1: boy 1, you will never accomplish anything
Boy 2: don't worry boy 1, I got your dick!
Boy 2: girl 1, you are a ho

by bbhfd4l90 June 2, 2018

got caught sellin bananas

Selling drugs / using drugs

Can't believe ol dude got caught sellin bananas again

by Justaverage July 13, 2017

Ain’t got no how watchamacallit

Ain't got no how whatchamacallit is a phrase scrawled on the side of a wall by Kurt Cobain In 1985

He later got arrested after writing it.

John: Did you hear that Cobain was arrested for drawing Ain’t got no how watchamacallit on a wall?

Fred: No I didnt, that's crazy!

by Jack Koffe June 11, 2022

she got stupid cake

When a girl has a phat ass

Did you see that girl she got stupid cake

by Alex cocks November 5, 2018

got stoned with two birds

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?

Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.

by magnoliak January 31, 2014

i got a new cat

every emo kids excuse

person 1: hey whats that on your arm?
emo kid : oh nothing i got a new cat?

by omgeep June 10, 2009