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Ding Dong

When a man slaps someone on the face with his penis consensually during Oral sex
"Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"

"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"
by Luckypupil2000 March 27, 2019
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Dirty Dong

It’s when the care taker of an old persons home farts on an especially 80 year old grandfather, while master baiting into his cum sock. And shitting into your shit drawer.
My grandfather was just dirty dong’ed
by UnclesDirtyToes November 4, 2025
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DUNG DONG

A dick covered with dung after drilling her cornshoot.
Shit man, I went out with backdoor Betty last night and got a nasty case of dung dong.
by Joey Corn May 7, 2018
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donged

derivative of dong (n) - penis, dick

to be thoroughly fucked, often used in excess or as hyperbole
Mike got donged halfway to death and he just wanted some kinky sex.
by lovelace66 October 16, 2020
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dong neck

The top part of a mans penis as shown on television
Check out Channing Tatum's dong neck in Magic Mike
by Peterfile July 25, 2015
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Dong

Another or slang term for penis
by mecha-faggot June 1, 2018
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Dong Doo Rag

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."
by queefmaster2000 March 21, 2011
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