chinese stop

When someone gets out of their car at a red light to check their tires.

At the next red light I'm going to need to pull a Chinese Stop.

by Notjoking June 18, 2016

Chinese Snorlax

1. A Chinese version of the Pokémon Snorlax.

2. A typical obese Chinese person that can easily resemble a Snorlax.

1. Person A: I just caught a Chinese Snorlax.
Person B: What is a Chinese Snorlax?
Person A: It’s just Snorlax from the Chinese language version of the game Pokémon Leaf Green.

2. Student A: This obese Chinese guy kept talking about ordering food after class even though he has a homework assignment due three hours from now.
Student B: Wow!! Chinese Snorlax!

by Redfire52 December 17, 2023

Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.

Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.

by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024

Chinese Blank Shot

When you are having sex you are blindfolded, you cant what you are doing and so is the person who you are having sex with, when you are done you blow a load and try to jizz on her face

My girl and I did a Chinese Blank Shot, when we were done I blew a load and I accidentally missed her face, and I jizzed on my girls cat. AND GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THEIR!

by Big_Dick_boi123 March 31, 2021

Chinese Electric Chair

When a Blonde Girl is Doing Reverse Cowgirl with a Chinese Man, and He Takes a Tazer and Tases her on The Asshole

“OMG Judy, You Look Like You Spent a Night on Jo’s Chinese Electric Chair”

by CBKTM10! December 9, 2025

Chinese

People with rectangle eye sight

Chinese are very bad at seeing

by bomberclat January 21, 2024

Chinese finger trap

When two males Eiffel Tower another male. The inability for air to escape from the toweree causes a vacuum like effect causing the towerers genitalia to become stuck.

Friend 1: Man, I can’t believe Nick Chinese finger trapped those two strangers from the bar last night.

Friend 2: The video was worth it though, the gents were so endowed I heard they were able to meet halfway and dock in his large intestine

by Birdsandbees101 December 2, 2025