Caliroll

A variant of the Rickroll that shows the 2008 Cali Gear commercial instead of the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

GUYS GRAND DAD MANIA JUST CAME OUT HERE'S THE LINK: bit.ly/2i34e7N (gotta put Caliroll in this for it to get accepted)

by craftersshaft January 2, 2017

california ballsack

When you cut of a brodie's balls and fuck the hole where the balls used to be

Dude, I went to get a sex change and woke up to the doc givin' me a California Ballsack

by Pepsi Nigga January 12, 2017

california wall nut

You're in California having sex with a bunch of girls and you tell them to line up in a wall and see how many you can nut on

Last time I went to California, I saw this group of girls and we had an old fashioned California wall nut.

by Caiptain Lang dang April 10, 2017

california klondike bar

The act of freezing a poop log in a condom and then removing it for the expressed purpose of turning it into a dildo that melts inside the anus/vagina or any other orafice you would potentially choose

I wanted to try a California Klondike bar on my girlfriend the other night but she thought it was too gross

by Rosssboss777 July 1, 2017

California steamroller

When u shit on someone's chest flip into it and roll around in it

Hey babe let me do the California steamroller

by Guess whoooooooo October 18, 2017

California perfection

Used to describe a hot girl's rack or ass. Can also be used to compliment a girl's good looks in a sexual manner.

"Man, kylie's ass be looking fine!"
"Yea she got that California perfection!"

by the dicky-tionary January 25, 2018

california crisp

When you bust a nut on a woman's stomach and let it dry then she eats it

I gave my girlfriend a California crisp last night she said it tasted delicious

by Weezy1800 February 27, 2018