When a woman who a man, or the "Bear," has shown interest in is suddenly propelled into a long term relationship with a different man within one to two months of Bear's expressed interest, usually resulting in marriage.
by Bear5555 March 28, 2014
Get the bear bumpmug. A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020
Get the Speed Bumpmug. When you are in a game of Rocket League and your teammates keep ramming into you instead of the ball.
by Dinosquid May 14, 2018
Get the Ravagely Bumpingmug. by wallycleaver October 18, 2025
Get the disco bumpmug. (n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.
by cjezioro September 22, 2010
Get the dump bumpmug. When you start fisting a girl in her pussy and then, with your other free hand, start fisting her up the asshole until your two hands meet inside her resulting in a "fist bump"
by fistbumper420 August 20, 2022
Get the Fist bumpingmug. by Ka Napp October 24, 2023
Get the Speed Bumpmug.