Brandon is the guy everyone loves. Kind hearted, lovable, and all around he gets the crowd going. Without Brandon’s, events would lose popularity and and sports wouldn’t be the same. You need a Brandon in your life.
by Justine Brooke November 23, 2021

The sexiest Rubinstein that has ever been created. To the point of blinding girls with prettiness. He always need one minute of himself to make sure he pulls baddies
by Bblbrandon of June 22, 2024

A guy who constantly fails at interviews. A basic bitch nigga who sit at the bottom feeding off others droppings
by The grinder June 19, 2017

Brandon! An astonishing guy that you will fall in love with guy or girl. Into lightskins majority of the time. Can do a lot for his height, strong fingers. If you run into a Brandon make sure you do the most (only girls)
by Imrllyheem29 February 11, 2023

A LYING CHEATING UNFAITHFUL, MANIPULATING SELFISH,TRIFLING BEING, WHO WILL USE YOU TO GET WHAT THEY WANT ALSO AN EXTREME OPPROTUNIST AND A HOBOSEXUAL( A PERSON WHO ENTERS INTO A RELATIONSHIP TO PREVENT THEMSELVES FROM BEING HOMELESS) ALSO KNOW TO HAVE MULTIPLE CHILD BY MULTIPLE WOMEN WILL ALSO KNOWN TO CATCH AND PASS STD'S BUT WILL BLAME YOU KNOWING IT'S THEM. ALSO CLAIMS TO BE A MAN BUT REALLY A BOY RUN!
by QUEEN85 October 12, 2016

The Domestic Overachiever
If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.
If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.
Brandon vacuumed the entire house, dusted the ceiling fans, and put together a new IKEA shelf, all while I was sitting on the couch watching Netflix. He's basically the human version of a Swiss Army knife.
by Princesscait98 January 4, 2025
