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august

the best girlfriend ever. so hot, pretty, and so kind. literally the best and she deserves the world. 🫶
me: hi august! :D
her: hi darling :)
me: i love you so much 🥰
her: i love you more 😘
by astro <3 February 15, 2023
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August

A red haired small person who is trying to fit in and always fails. A very white person with a small penis and a very disgusting look. He smells bad and he is often a nerd. His breath is contagious!! Not the guy you want in your bed because he gets tired after 2 minutes.
This person is a typical august.
by Coolguy71725 December 12, 2016
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August 27th

People born in August 27 have the biggest dicks in the world, they are kind, smart and funny. The greatest type of people you will ever meet. If you one they are a keeper.
His shmeat is so big, he must be born on August 27th
by Isidorus Samir Toma November 24, 2023
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August 11th

person 1:‘oh look is brad and lisa together’
person 2:‘yeah it’s august 11th’
person 1:‘well that’s why she’s talking to him . but since it is august 25th i just wanted you to know that i’ve always liked you’
person 2:‘i’ve always liked you too delilah🫶🏽’
by naeeee🫶🏽. August 11, 2022
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August 12th 2003

person1: Yo bro were you born on August 12th 2003 because you black and gay as hell!

person2: nigga how you know?!
by dante;) April 5, 2024
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August 12

Guy1: hey isn’t it august 12?
Guy2: oh shit it’s national ask a girl out day
by Ssuchu August 11, 2022
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8 august

8 august it's the international day of send a titty pic;*
me: today is 8 august
you: "sends me a titty pic*
by gsuaba August 8, 2022
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