Metal that shatters the musical boundaries of what type of music should be associated with what type of belief. Music, after all, is all about self expression.
Me: "Hey dude you should listen to this metal band, Mortal Treason. They sound like freaking Dethklok but they are christian death metal."
Someone else: "Christian...death metal..?!?!" *head explodes*
Someone else: "Christian...death metal..?!?!" *head explodes*
by Immortal Treason August 21, 2009
At midnight mass, I couldn't find a parking spot or a seat in church because of all the part time christians.
by dfell January 15, 2007
A certain American soccer player who misses sitters, gets manhandled by the Pexico national team, and scores pens.
by Pexishit FC April 12, 2022
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1. Hours of the day a usual white rich girl stays up; 6:30 AM to 9:30 PM (unless she has prayer circle or talking to her sugar daddy)
by @fuckyoubitch June 22, 2020
Like #nonutnovember this is a holiday were this time girls cant master-bait. No vibrator, no finger no dildo no nothing. In the month of December you must be a cleansed christian girl.
by YBN Triple T December 04, 2019
When the people standing in the pews are swaying to the music so much that they repeatedly bump the person next to them. Generally it's the hips that make the contact. pew church mosh pit
The people who were standing in the pews were feeling the music so much that they closed their eyes, and started swaying to the music. They forgot that when they do this, their hips bump against that of the people's next to them.
It had turned into a Christian Mosh Pit.
It had turned into a Christian Mosh Pit.
by Gymnastics2112! March 18, 2014