a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Unicorn aids

When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.

Shit man did you hear what happened to Kenny? Stupid fuck got unicorn aids

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

deaf aid

deaf aid is a bluetooth device which looks just like a hearing aid

look at the size of that deaf aid that bloke is using

by tru trix December 9, 2008

Gat-or-aid

Gatorade but like 1000000000% better and is radioactive and can turn you into speederman

This gat-or-aid is so much better than Gatorade.

by Jomie September 29, 2021

Poisoned kool-aid

Tucker Carlson type ubiquitous political propaganda

Stop listening to the poisoned kool-aid

by Sexydimma March 12, 2022

AIDS

That bitchass disease that took freddie mercury from us.

"goddamn aids."

by Angel of Sarcasm March 2, 2019

Aids

a disease we can thank faggots for

me: wow i got diagnosed with aids
me again: damn i fucking hate gay people

by gingelover January 16, 2023