Trump Card

When MAGA conservatives use their support for Trump try and get away with something bad they've said or done.

MAGA: You're only firing me because I voted for Trump!

Boss: Don't pull the Trump Card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!

by Thehazer May 25, 2024

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M card

A permit or pass combined with an image which allows the person you give it too to masturbate. In order for the M card to be valid, one must send an image with a caption or any other indication that the image you sent is indeed, “ok to nut to”

I sent my gf an M card with a picture of Ben Swole on May 4th. Nonetheless the nut is strong with this one

by OT14 May 4, 2021

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

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power cards

Noun. Slang term from the game Egyptian Rat Screw, referring to face cards, which allow you to win portions of the hand and are necessary to the strategy of winning. Someone with power cards is in control or lucky. Conversely, someone without power cards is on their way to losing.

Person 1: Hey, congratulations on your team's win!
Person 2: Yeah I know, we definitely had all the power cards last night.

Person 1: Oh wow, you look like a mess, what happened?
Person 2: I broke up with Becky last night. God, I've just got no more power cards.

by Sigma0 December 2, 2005

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