Chinese Chaloopa

The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.

Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

Chinese soup strainer

The act of shitting and pissing into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed

Yo: Gurt did she let you try Chinese soup strainer last night
Gurt: yeah it was awesome

by Markerbiter May 11, 2025

Chinese Fire Slap

When you make a 360 degree turn and then proceed to firmly place your hand across (preferably) the persons face, imprinting your handprint on their face for 1-3 days.

Man, Tyler just chinese fire slapped that weird kid ahmet. His face finna look like a tomato for the next 2 days!

by EDP(.)(.)6969 October 10, 2018

Chinese Jork Torture

When you are captured by an insurgent and they jork your shit with alcohol till it peels and then keep going till it bleeds.

"My boy Terry got Chinese Jork Tortured by his Ex, his meat was raw gang 😭😭"

by Lil Jork March 3, 2025

Chinese throat trap

The act of placing a soft penis into another persons mouth and then becoming erect, forcing the penis down the throat, and trapping the throat shut.

Named the throat trap because it goes in the throat easy but will not come out easily.

Kerry let me do the Chinese Throat Trap with her last night! I can’t wait to do it again.

by ThroatStuffer12355 July 26, 2025

Chinese Typewriter

Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.

John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."

by freddywop June 28, 2023

A Chinese

What British people refer to as British Chinese food.
It’s literally McDonalds but they drown it in curry sauce and fried rice

Me scrolling through TikTok:
A random Brit (I’m not the best at translating it to English so forgive me): I love ordering a chinese
Me: Scrolls because shut the fuck up

by Acexuo May 30, 2023