Slap the shortest person you know

The day you get to slap the shortest person you know

My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know”

by Zulleth December 11, 2020

I think i’m in love with you

Something you should never say on a first date, as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your partner. Should only be used as a way to get out of an awkward date.

Ted: I think i’m in love with you.
Robin: What?

by Lijhs August 16, 2019

You

Often referred to as a servant.

Example:

Ana: YOU!

Servant: Yes?

Ana: Die.

Servant: Yes ma’am. *dies*

by Not You November 2, 2023

you wot mate

alr lads so i gotta explain this bloody thing when a bri’ish guy gets insulted and he’s full bloody bri’ish then he gonna say “YOU WOT MATE”

Person 1: oi mate you ugly mate
Boris Johnson: YOU WOT MATE ARE YOU BLOODY MAD

by smmr <3 January 13, 2023

Up for you

Over, done with you, up to heaven, goner

Keep attacking me in monopoly go and it's up for you. Or you don't want no sauce it's up for you!

by Sagacious27 August 23, 2023

Are you serious?

Easter egg in CoD MW. In the mission "clean house" you can find a baby. If you somehow shoot or uhhh harm the baby, the screen will go black with the words saying "children are non combatants" do this 3 times and the screen will now say "are you serious" and kicks you out of the mission

Me: shoots Bebe

Game: are you serious? *Kicks you out if the mission*

by Sebby294 May 31, 2021

Text you

Often used as an expression to meet up with friends.

Text you at fivish!

by Bilbock September 10, 2022