You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

What you say to someone you don't like.

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

by Pialinist January 01, 2024

I like the shit of your cock

I fancy way of saying, "I like your style".
Keep in mind, this is only said by adults and said to kids.

I like the shit of your cock, kid.

by Yukasoka February 14, 2022

i pooped

when someone and their friend our out of jokes they will say "i pooped"

freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha

by uhohstinkypoop October 16, 2019

Massi i am Pancake

Pancake is the better version of Massi. His Big masculer cock reaches to the edge of the know universe. When u see him you imitiedtly cu,

Bro i hate massi
Massi i am Pancake

by WhiskeyBravo_ August 03, 2021

Some dumbass said I was a

Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...

Some dumbass said I was a

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.

I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.

by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022

I know! Right?!

It's pretty clear what the speaker is trying to convey: "I agree."

I agree with most of the other definitions, which provide details on the subtle context/audience-dependent connotations. I agree that phrase is annoying, used by speakers who use other annoying phrases like "my bad."

I would like to add to what has been said by providing side-by-side analogs; that is, alternative, equivalent but more acceptable expressions.

Example Expressions

I can't handle this idiot any more!
I know! Right?! OR Damn straight!

In wish I brought my swimsuit.
I know! Right?! OR You're telling me!

I like this 'double it for a buck' happy hour!
I know! Right?! OR You can say that again!

I was gunning for Miss Tipsy, but I just got shut down by her fat roommate!
I know! Right?! OR Join the club!

This is good sauce.
I know! Right?! OR Yes, it is.

Let's not go to the Bubble Club. It's so damn expensive!
I know! Right?! OR You got THAT right!

I have an idea: let's strip and go wallow in the mud puddles.
I know! Right?! OR You're preaching to the choir!

Our corporate holiday event was so cheap it was insulting.
I know! Right?! OR I couldn't agree more.

They are good at talking all sexy.
I know! Right?! OR Mmm hmm!!

This is the correct line for us.
I know! Right?! OR Right you are.

Tacos.
I know! Right?! OR Yeee-ah boooooooyeeee!!

We're in trouble NOW.
I know! Right?! OR No shit.

Tonight, we wear The Boots!
I know! Right?! OR Fuckin A right!

by TimmyT-SF November 28, 2023