Skip to main content

i wanted you

its a definition of i liked you but you didn't realize because you are fucking stupid now i don't like you anymore
i wanted you.
by ilovesabrinacarpenter January 22, 2023
mugGet the i wanted you mug.

You have me.

"You have me" is such a strong way to let people know that they can trust you.

There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.
Girl: "I LOVE YOU"

Guy: "You have me."
by anonymous January 22, 2023
mugGet the You have me. mug.

i have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you

To give a handjob/fist you.
My girlfriend said "I have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you."
by .45 J4Y January 23, 2023
mugGet the i have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you mug.

i hate you maximus

you dont like someone named maximus

maximus is poop and should be called max
i really want to say "i hate you maximus"
by jonny98882 January 23, 2023
mugGet the i hate you maximus mug.

cant belive you found this.

Marty: please katie eat my balls

Katie: my mouth is already stuffed with your cock
Marty: please
Katie: fine
Marty: whos that taste
Marty: Katie? Katie?
nararator: katie is chocking on marty pp
10 mins later

the hospital had to cut marty balls and pp off
marty now hyas a vagina
cant belive you found this.
by sped demon January 27, 2023
mugGet the cant belive you found this. mug.

You

by You know, I’m the mug! January 27, 2023
mugGet the You mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email