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Man (a lot of men anyway) Definition: A Penis with a Dick at the other end.
The usage of this definition is self-explanatory, especially to those with a jaundiced view toward men, (even though this saying was created by a man) because women aren't very creative with humorous quips!!!
by A good Bloke 68 June 3, 2018
mugGet the MANmug.

veggie man

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020
mugGet the veggie manmug.

what the elastic man

what you say when a man is being both a fricktard and a butmunch
by butterdog99 September 20, 2021
mugGet the what the elastic manmug.

on the man

a different way of saying "fr"
christina: "mackenzie you need to get over him"
nalaysia: "on the man!!"
by Delantae Woods July 24, 2023
mugGet the on the manmug.

Sad Man's Fallacy

This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.
"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'
by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020
mugGet the Sad Man's Fallacymug.

Man hoe

Jackson Grier cause he tells girls he has no parents to smash and dash then ditch town when the baby’s boutta come
by Niggerrrrr February 14, 2018
mugGet the Man hoemug.

The Ant-man

Doing anal sex, starting with a flacid penis, and slowly expanding and getting harder while doing it, potentially destroying the person's ass.
Gf: hey wanna fucc?
Bf: yeah can we do anal?
Gf: sure, bend over and I'll do the Ant-man to ya
Bf: uuuhmmm
by Kwibble May 3, 2019
mugGet the The Ant-manmug.

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