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Sad Man's Fallacy

This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.
"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'
by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020
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Man otter

Expression of strength or awesomeness. Makes no discernable sense in any context.
We loaded down that trailer and didn't tie it down. Just rolled with it, like a man otter.
by Burrisms May 11, 2018
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Florida Man

When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.
Holy shit did you see that Florida Man on the news?
Yeah bro what was that!?
by Cool Kid Library March 22, 2023
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lil man

by Travis Bickle May 9, 2022
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yoga man

The term “Yoga Man” was coined by FTC Team Steel Wings, team number 27082, who compete in Robotics as part of Texas UIL. It refers to a mechanical arm on their robot that rocks back and forth from the front to the back, mimicking the motion of someone performing yoga stretches—hence the name “Yoga Man.”
1. “The Yoga Man mechanism on our robot helps balance the game elements as it rocks back and forth during gameplay.”
2. “Team Steel Wings designed the Yoga Man to efficiently move objects from the front to the back of their robot.”
3. “During the match, the Yoga Man performed perfectly, demonstrating its smooth and controlled motion.”
4. “We named the arm ‘Yoga Man’ because it moves like it’s doing yoga stretches.”
by Steel Wings January 20, 2025
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