Put Your Dick on the Table

A phrase used to convey "going all out" or "laying it all on the line"; leaving nothing behind, trying one's hardest

Shit dude, with 2 weeks left in the fantasy league you're going to have to Put Your Dick on the Table

by shit_tits4 November 15, 2010

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My 2 foot neon blue glow in the dark sparkly dick covered in basic ass, white bitch, pumpkin spice bleach and cum 5 shades pinker then your moms eyes after 69ing a turtle for 3 hours at 2:21 in the morning

That's gayer then summers double decker dizzle dick.

by Iamgayerthenyourmom November 30, 2017

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My dick and balls are out.

A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has the dual purpose of freaking the person out to stop them from telling you their nerdy thing, and telling them your own accomplishment.

NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.

Nerd: Alright, only 3746 more experience points untill I'm level 99!

Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.

by Froggy7384 July 21, 2008

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Someone who can't show any restraint when tempted by something.

A very mean derogatory insult to a person - like a douche bag or a fuckin' asshole but worse.

Hey, hey, hey! Chill out! Hang on a sec, you, cum guzzling dick junky! How can ya be so impatient?!

For God's sake, get the fuck outta here, you, cum guzzling dick junky!!! Piss off!

by Alistair & Alex April 3, 2009

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