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"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes
by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023
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Ye

Ye
(Person friend) -hi (person)-ye

Therefor ye can be a mood of one person is : exitement anger or an everyday mood one must guess their mood if you ask they might feel a bit offended :)
by Anonymous_peaches January 24, 2022
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Ye

Cool guy: Did you hear Ye’s new song?
Lame guy: No I don’t know who that is.
by FreezingFallout October 29, 2023
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Yes-loaf

I hate weddings but all that free yes-loaf takes the edge off things.
by sacredgeometry May 22, 2020
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Ye mann

literally what you say when you got dubs in games every day.
by Chickeny_Chicken October 19, 2021
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yes lawd

a way to agree with something strongly, or to get someone hyped up and turnt.
i hope we get out of school early

YES LAWD
by mattrapsalot March 31, 2025
mugGet the yes lawdmug.

yes boh

Used by fire buff's defined when exclaiming there joy.
YES BOH! YOU ROCK AND GO HARD BOH!
by FireBuffMeikle September 1, 2017
mugGet the yes bohmug.

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