Bearded Mentality

A specific sub-mentality commonly preached by the Bearded Blevins Bearded gang. This mentality is one sought after, developed, and fostered through countless trials and hardships. It can only be attained by the few. Traits commonly seen in individuals with the Bearded Mentality includes, but is not limited to: a passion for bourbon, performing great feats of escape, 360 no scope sniper kills, beards, and the ability to smoke meats to perfection.
Pleb: "How did you do that?!?"
Bearded: "Its all about developing that Bearded Mentality, brother".
by OfficialJD July 21, 2022
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cambodian beard

When a girl is sucking your dick, and just before you cum, you jam her head down on your cock and shit, then it flows onto her chin and she has a Cambodian beard.
by JoeblowLids September 09, 2017
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360 beard

When your missus decides to over shave your neck and your beard overtime conjoins with your hairline at the back of your head!!
Look at the result of my wife's great work, I now have a 360 beard!!!!
by The crafty cutie March 24, 2019
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Beard On

Tyler: “Yo Dan I just finished my new anime season.” Dan: “Yo Tyler quit being suck a fucking beard on dude!”
by Xesman69 June 03, 2020
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Beard-on

The state of arousal from the discussion, growth, touching or appearance of a beard or beards.
Did you check out Steve's facial hair lately? Handsome as fuck.

Yeah man, I got a total beard-on.
by despicable-al March 24, 2021
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bearding off

When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.
Patrick was bearding off this morning
by Resin factory September 25, 2020
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Bearded Dustin

A Bearded Dustin is the name for the combination of pubic hair and stool left in ones toilet when one has shaved their genitalia after going #2 and not flushing.
“Bro I just left the fugliest Bearded Dustin in Lil’ Sas’s toilet
by DetroitRusty December 18, 2023
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