One who takes it in the bunghole, especially after crying about not getting his/her them/they way. Known to overreact over the most minor inconveniences and tends gets very emotional on the regular.
Man, did you see that badass beard after he got completely demolished on that game he didn’t want to play? He rage quit so fucking hard, then ate a whamburger and dipped his French cries in cum.
by AirPro1 August 1, 2022

A beard that resides on the pussy. It may be groomed in many different fashions such as a facial beard on men.
by Pussy Magic December 23, 2018

by kelskilla August 28, 2012

When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022

Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

by thatguyyoumetatthatthing February 16, 2018
