A word keel is a set of periods arranged in Microsoft Word to be counted as words and is coloured white to be hidden. When a student or employee wants to cheat on a digital report or paper they type ". . . . . . . ." for however long they need to reach the word requirement and change the colour to white so they cannot be seen on the document. Most bosses and teachers don't manually check word counts thus making word keels an effective trick.
he was supposed to have a thousand words in his paper but he had a pretty big word keel, about 200 I think.
by Grav Tristen March 3, 2019
Get the word keelmug. The Jeans Word - A way to describe your legs without saying legs like an actual un-Victorian Gentleman
Gerald: I love your legs Reginald
Reginald: HOW GHASTLY DOST THOU HATH TO BE TO REFER TO ONES SOUTHERN REGIONS WITH A WORD SO VULGAR AND COMMON. HOW UNBEFITTING OF A VICTORIAN GENTLEMAN
Gerald: THEN HOW SHALL I REFER TO THEM MY LOVE
Reginald: You must call them by the correct way. The single most perfect way to refer ones netherworld is by calling them "The Jeans Word"
Gerald: Oh Reginald I love your "The Jeans Word"
Reginald: Oh Gerald let us continue the slovakian traffic cone
Reginald: HOW GHASTLY DOST THOU HATH TO BE TO REFER TO ONES SOUTHERN REGIONS WITH A WORD SO VULGAR AND COMMON. HOW UNBEFITTING OF A VICTORIAN GENTLEMAN
Gerald: THEN HOW SHALL I REFER TO THEM MY LOVE
Reginald: You must call them by the correct way. The single most perfect way to refer ones netherworld is by calling them "The Jeans Word"
Gerald: Oh Reginald I love your "The Jeans Word"
Reginald: Oh Gerald let us continue the slovakian traffic cone
by Rediah December 14, 2022
Get the The Jeans Wordmug. An imagined court which tries lawsuits against a specific word or phrase which is accused of being illogical, deceptive, fraudulent, or offensive to someone.
Word Court is currently trying the word HAMBURGER, LIPSTICK, BIRTH CONTROL, CRIMINAL JUSTICE, and others.
NARRATOR
Welcome to Word Court, where words go on trial.
SECRETARY
Today, we will hear oral arguments in case number 52-67-42, Consumers v Commercial Users of the word HAMBURGER.
JUDGE WORDY
Mr. Prosecuting Attorney, please state your case.
PROSECUTOR
Your honor and members of the jury. This class action lawsuit is against the individuals, businesses, and corporations which use the word HAMBURGER to get consumers to buy what they call hamburgers, but are really dead cow flesh sandwiches. They do so by indirectly saying that the dead animal flesh is a meat which is or contains HAM. That is a false statement. Ham is more expensive than beef because it is made from a cut of a dead pigs’s leg, processed, and preserved by adding salt and other spices. Ham is made around the world including regional specialties such as Westphalian ham, Spanish jamón, Italian Prosciutto, and Smithfield ham in the US. The curing process takes from 9–months to a year.
JUDGE
Thank you, Mr. Prosecutor. We will now hear the defense attorney.
DEFENSE ATTORNEY
Your honor and members of the jury, the facts you just stated make it clear that the word HAM does not belong in the word HAMBURGER. Hamburgers should be called beefburgers or meatburgers, not HAMBURGERS.
JUDGE
How do you clients plea?
My clients plea "nolo contendere",
and apologize to everyone for having used the word HAMBURGER.
NARRATOR
Welcome to Word Court, where words go on trial.
SECRETARY
Today, we will hear oral arguments in case number 52-67-42, Consumers v Commercial Users of the word HAMBURGER.
JUDGE WORDY
Mr. Prosecuting Attorney, please state your case.
PROSECUTOR
Your honor and members of the jury. This class action lawsuit is against the individuals, businesses, and corporations which use the word HAMBURGER to get consumers to buy what they call hamburgers, but are really dead cow flesh sandwiches. They do so by indirectly saying that the dead animal flesh is a meat which is or contains HAM. That is a false statement. Ham is more expensive than beef because it is made from a cut of a dead pigs’s leg, processed, and preserved by adding salt and other spices. Ham is made around the world including regional specialties such as Westphalian ham, Spanish jamón, Italian Prosciutto, and Smithfield ham in the US. The curing process takes from 9–months to a year.
JUDGE
Thank you, Mr. Prosecutor. We will now hear the defense attorney.
DEFENSE ATTORNEY
Your honor and members of the jury, the facts you just stated make it clear that the word HAM does not belong in the word HAMBURGER. Hamburgers should be called beefburgers or meatburgers, not HAMBURGERS.
JUDGE
How do you clients plea?
My clients plea "nolo contendere",
and apologize to everyone for having used the word HAMBURGER.
by but for April 20, 2019
Get the Word Courtmug. Negros Word is a phrase that any member of the black community to promise something and instead of putting it on God or your mama you can put it on the entire black community
Friend - Hey bro be sure to bring my charger back
Black Friend - Dont worry bout it it'll be back negros word ✋🏾
Black Friend - Dont worry bout it it'll be back negros word ✋🏾
by Tobirael November 9, 2021
Get the NEGROS WORDmug. Words that have an extra sparkle. A zest an honesty beyond the simple sentence. Something that really bring verve to a written piece.
by CKW2021 April 7, 2021
Get the Mandier Wordsmug. I asked her how was her day and she went 22 words on me. She took two hours to tell me she went to the gas station
by Pryapulus December 26, 2019
Get the 22 Wordsmug. The equivalent of “word on the street” but, a rumor or piece of information currently being circulated on the internet.
by Wordonthescreen March 9, 2019
Get the Word on the screenmug.