by matthew gray gublar May 21, 2021
“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.
Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.
Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.
by le mule and sons March 07, 2024
One who acts like a butt cheek. Someone who is being annoying, thinks their funny or cool. Usual names begin with G and Z
by Tactical ocelot September 25, 2017
A term stated to a dumbass who has extreme tunnel vision and thus cannot see something appear at the bottom left of their screen in a game. An individual often needs to tell them that it is, in fact in the bottom left of their screen. This often takes several repeats before the individual understands.
1: "NO. BOTTOM LEFT. "
2: *comically turns mouse to face bottom left rather than look at the bottom left of screen* "Okay"
1: "BRO I MEANT LIKE LOOK THERE. "
2: *visibly confused* "what tf do you mean "Bottom left"?"
1: "BOTTOM LEFT"
2: *finally looks and realizes* "OHHHH im a dumbass!"
2: *comically turns mouse to face bottom left rather than look at the bottom left of screen* "Okay"
1: "BRO I MEANT LIKE LOOK THERE. "
2: *visibly confused* "what tf do you mean "Bottom left"?"
1: "BOTTOM LEFT"
2: *finally looks and realizes* "OHHHH im a dumbass!"
by AfricantIndividual February 26, 2024
A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter
Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
by rosenovarocks August 02, 2022
When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich
by Wheresmymimi May 14, 2024
Precursor to Take a L.
The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.
The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.
Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.
by Mr. Moisha April 15, 2021