Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.
Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?
Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
by wowowowoowowo January 9, 2025
Get the Dr. Jack Brightmug. by Psueda January 24, 2022
Get the Dr. Phill pillmug. Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.
I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.
by QuacksO January 18, 2017
Get the Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hidemug. The strongest sigma skibidi teacher. He's the strongest the fastest the smartest and gets ALL Of the huzz. Mastered the aztec flicker goon at the age of 5 and has princes of nations as his students.
by Goonington IIIV February 27, 2025
Get the Dr. Brazamug. by THESHITHEAD%%% January 11, 2022
Get the Dr. Peppermug. Yeah another word play and PA. This one usually takes place in a hospital setting for obvious reasons.
by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021
Get the Dr och seejinmug. Dr. Jr. is a phrase commonly used in the Ai sponge rehydrated community, which usually it goes like this in topics:
"Plankton can only say Dr. Jr.", plankton is specifically used because his tts ai voice absolutely gets fucking destroyed when he says stuff like that. (example: Dr. Jr. Mr. Esq. etc.)
"Plankton can only say Dr. Jr.", plankton is specifically used because his tts ai voice absolutely gets fucking destroyed when he says stuff like that. (example: Dr. Jr. Mr. Esq. etc.)
by chargoggagogmanchuachuahugugua April 13, 2024
Get the Dr. Jr.mug.