Bump on a log

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).

Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log

by Bump on a log July 25, 2022

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Booty bump

Booty bump is when you take a shard and shove it up your butthole. Then have someone stick their penis in your butt and start bumping

Hey last night me and stephan decided to booty bump and now my bottom is sore and burning.

by Jewlzy May 21, 2021

brush bump

The act of tribbing where the two woman both have a substantle amount of pubic hair, as if you were to take two brush heads toghter and rub the brissles together.

I didnt expect Ali to have pubic hair, she suprised me when we i pulled down her panties and we "brush bumped" all night long

by Mr. Lemons September 1, 2016

Junjee bumping

Jumping and bumping into something/someone that could cause you serious problems in the future.

I’m going to to the bar the girls there may be worth junjee bumping.

by The Varsha creature December 25, 2020

Rhythmically Bumping

Slang definition - the act of engaging with someone intimately/sexually said in a humorous manner, also known as Rhythmically Bumping. Usually used to speak of intimate interactions more lighthearted and comical.

(Looking into her eyes we knew we would be "Rhythmically Bumping" tonight, and have an intimate moment together.)

by TheRhythmicBumper December 25, 2023

bump this

a less vulgar way of saying, "fuck this"---Used as an expression for losing interest.

Bump this! I'm tired of shopping!

by apbt July 6, 2023