of a morning

on most days before noon.

"I prefer to look out the window of a morning and decide then whether a coat is needed"

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2025

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.

Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!

by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.

Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.

by razzatouille May 23, 2018

Morning Lady

Also called Single mother single mom single mommy Single mama

This is a Single mom

The Morning lady is Trying her best for her kids

by 459395 March 7, 2022

Morning Live

Gethin Jones’s terrible chat show

Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again

by Hrvyeetz August 7, 2024

morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.

Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.

by bextra December 15, 2020

Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018