God doesn't allow for modern methods of birth control so all good christians instead turn to God's condom aka the butthole. Anal sex is the only true way to avoid pregnancy in the eyes of the lord.
Tina said she wasn't on the pill because she doesn't believe in birth control, but thats ok cause we just used God's condom instead.
by FiGnewtonBAR September 17, 2018
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You can join our religion "The Emeelist" and we will accept you (unless you do something offensive.)
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Get the Stick God mug.“It’s God given” is a phrase coined by Domingo Ayala, self proclaimed best baseball player in the world. Domingo Ayala himself is more than a man, but less then a god. Ayala runs the very successful Domingo beisbol academy. But it’s not just baseball, it’s God given beisbol.
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“Now it’s important when you hit home plate, to pay your respects. Because after all, it’s God given.” - Domingo Ayala
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