Taylor Swift

Devil or Illuminati

Taylor Swift is the devil.

by fnklw///////////////////////// February 7, 2018

Taylor Swifting

1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.

2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.

Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"

Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."

Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."

by A_man_with_ears August 18, 2012

Taylor Wilde

She is a retired professional wrestler. She used to work in NWATNA. At 5'3 and 120 lb, she was well-known for her high-flying moves.

She was born in Toronto Canada; she has blond hair. She is of Polish descent. Her real name is Shantelle Malawski.

Taylor Wilde just executed a flying dropkick on Tara!

by Marc01 May 16, 2011

crusty taylor

when you stick a metal rod up your penis hole until you can see it out of your ass hole.

so you just gave yourself a crusty taylor last night?

by tee wellshie October 22, 2008

amy taylor

A weird, random short person who has cravinging for food at what seems like all of the time. She likes to tag people at random to annoy them.

Stop being an amy taylor!

by Naruto is amazing May 31, 2018

monique taylor

A Beautiful women with an appetite for sex with older men and likes to have sexual dreams about big snakes coming out of men's trousers.

Person one : She is such a Monique Taylor in the sack.
Person two: really, she likes older men and has wet dreams ,how curious.

by Mr rex July 20, 2019

Noah Taylor

An absolute alpha male

Yo bro ya seen dat Noah Taylor geezer

Nah fam who is he

He’s a bloody Alpha male

by Theo_R7 November 21, 2019