Lazy Cat

A Lazy cat is used to describe lazy people who are usually messy, "sick", and offensive.

Mom: Michele, please clean your room.

Michele: FINE! *put the empty coke can in the freezer* Okay! I'm done!

Mom: *sigh* You are such a LAZY CAT!

by dictionarymaster7576 March 12, 2011

Gagging The Cat

Female , knuckles deep , finger banging at its best.

I came home and found ma hoe gagging the cat. It was then I knowed my nookie done been had.

by Lung November 9, 2008

big cat little cat

Names given to two individuals engaged in the same work, but one of the two has significantly more experience than the other.

"Hey, are you the big cat or the little cat?" "I just started, so I'm the little cat." "Ah, the big cat little cat duo."

by brinkccorkg December 15, 2011

Bob-Cat

The seats behind the driver and behind shotgun. When calling Bob-Cat you must refer to one side or the other.

Tom: "Dude, i got shotgun."
TK: "Bob-cat back right."
Ian: "Bob-cat back left."
Marcus: "...shit i got bitch."

by T-My June 1, 2006

cheshire cat

A person who is too happy; almost to a point of being saccharine and unrealistic.

"What is wrong with our manager?,"said Bessa "Does he expect us to come in everyday and look like a Cheshire cat? We are retail workers and sometimes we have our bad days too."

by Oneida December 21, 2004

rape cat

rape cat destroyer of worlds is one of the most fearsome and terrifying forces on earth. rape cat is several dozen feet tall and is nigh indestructible. most of the time he sleeps rolle din a ball in the sun, but once every few years, he goes on a terrible rampage, consuming entire cities and leaving the earth desolate and desecrated behind him. the streets run red with blood when rape cat come to town. during his reign of terror, rape cat never stops screaming swear words. every breath he takes is accompanied by a curse word so foul, that it would put a wounded pirate to shame.

if word of rape cat's awakening reaches your ears, find a deep dark hole, or start running very fast in the opposite direction

person 1- oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick!

person 2- what in shits name is the matter?

person 1- Rape cat is awake.

person 2- oh good glorious gods of the the Netherlands, hide me!

person 1- fuck you, i got no room left in my bunker.

person 2- oh noes, I'm gonna die!

by the grandfather of badassery June 9, 2009

pissy cat

pissy cat: some one who is being a belligerent ass, and licks and or sniffs anus's, and also likes penis's in or around their face at all times.

Damn john you just punched a guy at the waffle house,what a pissy cat!

by bigredbear5000 April 30, 2011