by LEM - Chino January 18, 2005
1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.
2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"
Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."
Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."
Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
by A_man_with_ears March 30, 2012
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by The_Beast_Of_No_Balls March 06, 2018
She is a retired professional wrestler. She used to work in NWATNA. At 5'3 and 120 lb, she was well-known for her high-flying moves.
She was born in Toronto Canada; she has blond hair. She is of Polish descent. Her real name is Shantelle Malawski.
She was born in Toronto Canada; she has blond hair. She is of Polish descent. Her real name is Shantelle Malawski.
by Marc01 April 25, 2011
Harry Taylor is a very quiet kid who sits at the back of the class beating his chicken till its raw, he has greasy hair because he baths in petrol cause he is crooked and thinks it smells good. In his spare time he will beat up his brothers and sisters and take the mick out of his mum for being an asshole and neglecting Harry as a small child, he likes to stare at other kids because he is a fat nonce and likes them young, he only washes 1 every decade and only washes in Jordan Harold David inch and his primitive brother leftover Bath water, he stashes his cum socks behind his bed for later use even though they are stinky. He will eventually dismiss everyone from school but not by the clock by the glock becuase we all know where neglected kids come to. He likes to lock up small children in a closet and make them do dirty things to forfill his fetishes, he hardly leaves the house becuase he is a lonely sad noncy cunt bag, I hope this made him cry cause no one cares about the lonley kid who looks up Mr Lockeys trousers on a daily, his parents have bare cancer styll and he laughs at them and makes them feel bad about them selfs and what a kind of life they have had in a shitty 1 bedroom council house in pan estate.
by Council House March 17, 2020
A weird, random short person who has cravinging for food at what seems like all of the time. She likes to tag people at random to annoy them.
by Naruto is amazing April 28, 2018