day sick

When you pretend like you are sick all day but then someone asks you to go out at night and all of a sudden you're all better.

Day: Honey, I'm so sick. You take care of the kids.

Night: I'm feeling a little better. Joe asked me to go to the bar. See you later.

Wife: I thought you were sick
Husband: I was just day sick.

by mcoop21 February 6, 2017

Bae-sick

When you’ve been away from your significant other for a long period of time

I’m bae-sick haven’t seen my shawty all day

by Shuan May 12, 2018

Roan's dick

it is the hugest thing on planet earth

i marveled at Roan's dick

by sue goma November 12, 2021

Matt’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Matt” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Matt over there! Matt’s dick size is 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

Lowkey Sick

Is a term used to describe something that one probably shouldn’t agree with, find entertaining, interesting or cool. But they do.

Best used in a dark humour sense.

Hugh: “In the Philippines they hunt gays.”

Xbox1: “Hahaha, okay but that’s lowkey sick.”

by MasterGoatEgg April 28, 2022

kissing the devil’s dick

When you dip your cigarette butt in some Cocaine.

“Bro let me get a cigarette I’m about to dip it in this coke. Yeah no problem bro kissing the devil’s dick is my shit!!

by Yunggun88 May 12, 2018

Your abuse is sick

Look at Tim Pool's bitch ass doing soft cover for Crowder. YOU DIDN'T EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO! You want to talk about "Do the people criticizing him even have relationship experience?" Nothing about that video requires relationship experience. It seems like a lot the public discourse revolves around finding an excuse to dismiss your opposition. "Willie" Brand gets a lot of that. Don't worry Tim. As the decider of what is or is not my business, I'll talk about it for you!

Hym "Oh no! Are they weaponizing something against him that they shouldn't be? OoOoOoOoH NO! Could it have been one bad outburst that shouldn't be taken seriously? Pfffft!!! Hahaha! Your abuse is sick Steven! See... The statement makes it seem like this is a recurring thing. I guess she wasn't worthy of more than half of your bank account. She should've be trying harder to be worthy of your fat cock! No- Waitwaitwait! I have a better one! *clears throat* EHEM! It looks like she found a 3rd option! It looks like 'discipline and respect' WEREN'T the only way out of it! Ahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Hohohohoho!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023