Michael: "Did you hear that Lisa just died from 'Rona"?
David: "I can't wait to go to the funeral, she had some fine ass friends!
Michael: Dude that's fucked up. You're such a sad tourist.
David: "I can't wait to go to the funeral, she had some fine ass friends!
Michael: Dude that's fucked up. You're such a sad tourist.
by Tokenship December 29, 2020

Someone who somehow manages to be affected and sad about every single awful event that the media hurls at us.
by Riot Craig October 4, 2017

When you leave work abruptly and do not return for several days due to sadness. Usually brought on by female coworkers.
Sarah hurt Bob’s feelings at work, so he left early for an unplanned sadness sabbatical. He will be back Monday.
by Offcefg June 15, 2023

Something that people feel everyday. A feeling that you are useless and feel that you have to cry. Maybe a feeling that you feel empty. If you feel you have all of these my brother says you may have depression, but if you don’t believe it I just suggest checking in on a therapist or something.
by Robin<3 December 19, 2020

