Sad Paper

Literature that upon consuming causes a universal sense of sadness.

"Hey bro did you read the climate action report they just published? We're so fucked!"
"Yeah for real bro, that was a real 'sad paper'."

by Zatata December 9, 2023

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papers

Also known as rolling papers or cigarette papers.

Plural of paper - A thin piece of material used for rolling cigarettes or marijuana joints.

The end of the paper usually contains a sticky strip of plant derivative to aid in the continued seal of the cigarette or joint during the burning process.

I have my papers, and I'm ready to roll up a fatty!

by J Goodzon June 4, 2020

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Paper Ceiling

Limitations one faces without a bachelors degree.
no alumni network, etc; the paper ceiling is required for a functional society and pathways to attain the necessary document(s) are essential for evolution.
@easybib @historychannel @LinkedIn
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Henry Alfred Steinway must acknowledged Henry Alfred Steinway’s’ paper ceiling; Kendall Jenner needs to accept Kendall Jenner’s’ paper ceiling.

by ITheyThem November 13, 2022

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paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.

Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.

by Navydude83 March 18, 2018

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Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper

Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.

by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020

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