one of the most expensive things you can buy during the CoronaVirus because everyone is buying it.
you simply cant find it anywhere
For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking
you simply cant find it anywhere
For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking
by TheWhitestIndian April 13, 2020
Get the toilet paper mug.What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.
No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.
Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.
You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.
Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.
Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.
You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.
Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.
by TauKitty April 21, 2020
Get the Toilet Paper Hoarding mug.Fiction books are typed on paper, so something being on paper doesn't make it proof of anything, any more than a cop saying something makes it more true than somebody else. Cops lie all the time court. No matter how believable somebody wants to make something they say sound, being on paper isn't actual proof of anything.
by Solid Mantis April 24, 2020
Get the Paper mug.Kid: mummmm we need some more toilet paper
Kids mum: sorry love but Karen stole it all fat greedy wanker
Kids mum: sorry love but Karen stole it all fat greedy wanker
by Ch33s3izn0ce April 26, 2020
Get the Toilet paper mug.average joe: hey man do you think you can clip that motherfucking paper together with that other paper?
Cool paper clipping dude: yeah I gotchuu.. CLIP CLIP
average joe: you are the coolest person in the world
Cool paper clipping dude: yeah I gotchuu.. CLIP CLIP
average joe: you are the coolest person in the world
by journytou February 17, 2020
Get the paper clip mug.Oh thank you Uimet for triggering the boss. We appreciate your bunny ears but that doesn't make you deserving of fucking up and being immune to criticism, you fucking paper weight.
by Endo-Chan February 18, 2020
Get the Paper Weight mug.A Baltimore/DC term for traditional tobacco combustibles, such as cigarettes or backwoods, usually in the context of being used as ingredients with weed for a spicy blunt, spliff, mook, etc.
Hitting a cart and juul at the same time is a good way to quit paper and toe, but you still get spiced.
by EntymologyEtymologist March 10, 2020
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