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Noah

an absolute bro
he gets infinite bitches and has such W rizz its insane. He has great hair, a killer personality, and probably plays soccer. He might seem like a fuck-boy, but if you get lucky enough to date a Noah you'll come to find that he's really sweet and romantic ((and also probably a bisexual so you should totally shoot your shot with him no matter you're gender)). Noah is a great friend and will tell you all of his secrets, but he has a short temper. Remember to check in on Noah from time-to-time because he's going through a lot rn. Also not every Noah is white, pls guys stop assuming !!
person

: Omg hi!! You look super cool, I love your style. Whats yr name?

A cool guy: My names Noah :)

person: Omg yr so hot Noah I love you
by a_cool_dude May 14, 2023
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Noah Moment

A Noah Moment is when a "Noah" is just dumb. He sometimes just isn't the smartest tool in the shed.
"Noah's having another 'Noah Moment'"
by Failure Alert November 20, 2023
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NOAH

A person who means well but is stupid and a little slow but it’s alright as long as you keep him around there will be a laugh or two and he’s the only one you’ll ever need
Person1: Noah’s fun to be around

Person2:yea until he gets annoyed
by Kyobows November 20, 2023
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Noah

One of the dumbest niggers MLK died for
NOAH has a small dick
by Nigger business November 20, 2023
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NOAH+LILYONA

It is a 100% Factual statement that Lilyona loves Noah more
Lilyona: I love you more
Noah: Nuh uh
Noah+lilyona
by Juicyfruit6778 November 20, 2023
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Noah Allaire

When you are a senior boy with an odd obsession with freshman girls and your SAT score. A complete lunatic.
Wow! The way that guy is staring at the freshman looks like he’s a Noah Allaire. I hope he doesn’t start grooming her.
by skibidi toilet syndrome haver November 21, 2023
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Noah

Noah is a nice guy very funny and inside a really good heart he struggles to communicate especially in relationships usually not being able to handle stuff causing him to ghost you because he didn’t have the right words to talk to you very smart but immature in some situations he will love you a lot always coming back to you no matter how many tries he’s funny and will doing lots for you as you can grow together he’s grateful for you when your there for him as though he’s already quite put off he is also a dick although the love he has he’ll put you last not making and effort for you he’s a type of guy always getting good grades on test and a person you’d imagine going far in like with a wonderful family he’s a loyal guy blocking and rejecting any girl for you only wanting you as he knows you better than some regular girl always thinking about you even when it’s not contact although he seems nice he’s also a dick sometimes as he will try to seem cool talking down on you to people making it seem like he’s a cool guy but secretly you know he didn’t mean any of that stuff about you because you know yourself stuff always reminds him of you because he’s in all together a great guy waiting for his person to some being patient worrying about grades , school, and friends he’s a nerdy shy guy always awkward never knowing how to show love you just have to wait and get comfortable but that’s the best part Noah will have you thinking about him always.
Paisley: I miss Noah I miss talking to him everyday I miss him so much

Paige: yeah you guys where the a good couple like Juno and Paulie..
Paisley: I miss it…
by Standingonbusinessnigga November 23, 2023
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